Men's: Boardshorts

Waterman Board Short - Men's
by Oakley

Wear the Oakley Waterman Boardshorts when you go deep. The microsuede weave feels velvety soft whether wet or dry. Speaking of wet and dry, the polyester Waterman Boardshort dries in a flash so you can hit the Taqueria without water dripping all down your legs and the boardshort bunching around your bonch. Adjustable waist ties lock you in so you can laugh at someone else's naked ass from the edge of the cliff. A welded back flap pocket secures small valuables. Just make sure the La Mariscos accepts wet cash. Bottom Line: Grow webbing between your toes.

Price: $22.77

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Edition Rocky 18in Board Short - Men's
by Quiksilver

Put on the Quiksilver Edition Men's Rocky 18-inch Board Short and go back to the olden days when the length of your surfboard was inversely proportionate to the length of your swimming trunks. Quiksilver Edition made the Rocky Shorts out of heavy weight polyester to stand up to countless longboarding dawn patrols. The only thing smoother than the Dynasuede finish is the early morning glass that you're paddling in. Bottom Line: You know what they say about guys with huge surfboards?

Price: $23.67

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Rum Cay Board Short - Long - Men's
by Billabong

The simple life calls to you. Tie up the long Billabong Men's Rum Cay Board Short, slay some Caribbean surf, and then relax with your bottle under a coco palm. Supreme Suede dries supremely quick so the Rum Cay Board Short doesn't bunch when you head into the bush to pilfer a pineapple. Stash your wax comb in the side pocket, bite your p'napple, and give thanks for the Bahamian way of life. Bottom Line: It's not called Rum Cay for nothing.

Price: $23.67

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Wasabi 22in Mod Board Short - Men's
by Volcom

If you're sick of your knees getting sunburned, put on the Volcom Wasabi 22-inch Board Shorts-these suckers hit well below your leg-knobs. Volcom made these board shorts out of their Megasuede material for a buttery feel, and gave them their Modulator zip-fly technology, so you get a smooth fit without worries of snag-age. The Wasabi's waxcomb and fin key get you ready for the surf, while a Stone graphic shows that you're down with Volcom. Bottom Line: The 22-inch Volcom Wasabis-at least your ankles will be tan.

Price: $23.97

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Hampton Plaid Mod Board Short - Men's
by Volcom

Don't just wear any old plaid, rock the Volcom Men's Hampton Plaid Mod Board Shorts. A funky plaid pattern separates these swimming trunks from all the boring boardies out there. Volcom gave the Hamptons a long cut so they hit below your knees and made them with a Modulator fly, which provides the comfort of a zip fly without the risk of snag-age. Volcom also threw in a waxcomb and fin key so you can dial out your surfboard. Bottom Line: You won't see the Volcom Hampton Board Short's plaid pattern on any kilts.

Price: $24.98

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Russ Pope Board Short - Men's
by Sessions

The Men's Russ Pope Board Shorts from Sessions sport limited edition artwork by Russ Pope-surprise, surprise. The obvious aside, these boardies feel super soft and dry quickly thanks to their 100% brushed polyester microfiber. Like all Sessions trunks, the Russ Pope Board Shorts feature a Secure Fit Continuous Drawcord, which wraps around your entire waist so there's little chance of showing crack. Bottom Line: Thanks to their limited edition graphics and continuous drawcord, the Sessions Russ Pope Board Shorts aren't your run-of-the-mill trunks.

Price: $25.98

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Ozzie Kilt Mod Board Short - Men's
by Volcom

After Volcom's attempt at a surfing kilt led to a bit too much exposure and several sexual harassment claims, they decided to go with the Men's Ozzie Kilt Mod Boardshort instead. Ozzie Wright appreciated Volcom's thoughtfulness, seeing how these are his signature shorts and all. It looks pretty bad when surf mags have shots of you leaving a competition in handcuffs with girls calling you names. Bottom Line: The Volcom Ozzie Kilt Mod Boardshort-for surfers who don't want to accidentally expose themselves in front of the cameras.

Price: $26.98

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Flying Tiger 22in Board Short - Men's
by Quiksilver

Head out on your clandestine mission to ride the waves in your Quiksilver Men's Flying Tiger Board Shorts. With the focus of a fighter pilot, fly through the tube in these tiger-stripe-camouflage microfiber shorts. A double-drawstring and neoprene fly gives you a comfy fit, and Lycra under the hems prevents these shorts from inhibiting your movement. Bottom Line: Silly Quiksilver, tigers don't fly.

Price: $27.48

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Droppin' Science Board Short - Men's
by Quiksilver

Class is in session, and the Quiksilver Men's Droppin' Science Board Short is a lesson you'll want to remember. This classy surf trunk sets you apart from the groms in neon and skulls, letting your vicious cutbacks be heard instead of stealing away all the attention. Twin cargo flap pockets let you carry keys and a wallet when you're not on your board. Bottom Line: The Droppin' Science Board Short emanates style and ease.

Price: $27.57

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Hi Line Solid 22in Board Short - Men's
by Quiksilver

Yeah, the Men's Hi Line Solid 22in Board Shorts use quick-drying polyester and Lycra gussets and bla bla bla? just pay attention to the giant Quiksilver logo down the side. After all, the logo may very well be the most important part of your board shorts, and you can't go wrong with Quiksilver when it comes to your day in the ocean. Bottom Line: Go with the Q.

Price: $27.57

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Reef Chaos Board Short - Men's
by Reef

Whether you follow the surf in your van or just kick around the pool, the Reef Men's Chaos Board Short stays in control and attracts the eyes of hot beach Betties. Tie up this rad Reef board short and rage the waves before cooling down with a beer in your favorite cozy. The Chaos dries faster than the average time it takes to get a girl's number and likes to keep its digit collection in the side pocket. Bottom Line: Reef tames Chaos like we tame tanned beach-babes.

Price: $27.57

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Too Live Trunks - Men's
by Kr3w

Throw on the KR3W Men's Too Live Trunks and head out to the lake for some buck-wild wakeboarding action. This KR3W boardshort has a side cargo pocket to securely store a key while you practice your backside carves on your wakeboard. Bottom Line: Take hip hop style to the lake with the KR3W Too Live Trunks.

Price: $28.57

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Ignition Mod Boardshort - Men's
by Volcom

Tighten up the brah-length Volcom Men's Ignition Mod Board Short and surf full throttle. This super-steezed Volcom short features custom printing, Modulator zip-fly technology, and asymmetrical cargo pockets. Metal grommet accents, low-pro printing, and small logo detailing give this board short some style ala Bond, James Bond. Polyester mini ripstop construction dries on the double and handles your tough love. Bottom Line: Ignite your surf steez.

Price: $28.77

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Drift Board Short - Men's
by Nomis

Catch people checking your steez when you hit the beach or the hot springs in the Nomis Men's Drift Board Short. This steezy board short blends a classic plaid look with super-drying properties, so you look like a badass Sherlock Holmes. Throw your magnifying glass in the Drift Board Short's cargo pocket and smoke solar hits by the river. Nomis embroidery may look like a clue to a crime, but don't let it confuse you Holmes-it's just style. Bottom Line: Watson and the homies dig it.

Price: $29.22

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Stripington Board Shorts - Men's
by Quiksilver

Pull on the Quiksilver Men's Stripington Board Shorts, and rock retro style. These bright, horizontally striped Quiksilver shorts feel soft and dry quickly. The Stripington's double tie at the waist and a hook-and-loop fly help ensure these shorts stay on you when you get rolled. Bottom Line: Wear board shorts that look as bold as you are on the water.

Price: $29.67

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Hi Line Print 22in Board Short - Men's
by Quiksilver

How do you improve upon a pair of already badass surf shorts? You add a camo background like Quiksilver did with the Men's Hi Line Print 22in Board Short. Sure, the print won't help you surf any better or help the shorts dry any faster, but Quiksilver knows you just can't go wrong with camo. Bottom Line: Everything looks better with a touch of OD green thrown in the mix.

Price: $29.67

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Occy Bleed Board Short - Men's
by Billabong

Tie up the Billabong Men's Occy Bleed Board Short and recall the legendary surfing of Mark "Occy" Occhilupo. This signature series board short features a hot retro color bleed. Fortunately Billabong updated the mid-length Occy Bleed with quick-drying Supreme Suede so the outline of your shrinkage doesn't minimize first impressions. Bottom Line: Kickin it old school.

Price: $29.67

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Spiro Giro 22in Board Short - Men's
by Quiksilver

Bring a little inner peace to the waves with the Quiksilver Spiro Giro 22in Board Short's mandala logo. If the calm-your-mind screen print on this Quiksilver short doesn't help you chill out a bit, maybe the perfectly breaking surf will help. Bottom Line: Peace to all surfers.

Price: $29.67

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Duke & Duke 22in Board Short - Men's
by Quiksilver

Pull on the microfiber Quiksilver Men's Duke and Duke Board Shorts and practice jumping into your Dodge Charger's windows and doing the hood slide. These long plaid shorts are more comfortable in the Southern sun than blue jeans, and you won't look like a redneck when you go to the big city. Bottom Line: The Quiksilver Duke and Duke Board Shorts-beats borrowing Daisy's shorts any day.

Price: $29.67

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You're Stylin' 22in Board Short - Men's
by Quiksilver

When you wear the Quiksilver Men's You're Stylin' Board Short, you are indeed stylin'. In fact, you couldn't be more stylin' if you tried than when you wear these knee-length microfiber shorts. A tie waist and hook-and-loop fly ensure these stylin' bad boys stay on you when you hit the waves. Bottom Line: These Quiksilver board shorts reek of surfer steeze.

Price: $29.67

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Represent Board Short - Men's
by Sessions

Sessions gives a shout out to b-ball with the Men's Represent Board Shorts. These polyester microfiber trunks feature screen-printed graphics that look curiously similar to NBA logos. So after you're done ballin', take your wallet out of the Represent Board Shorts' small side pocket, buy an energy drink, and make your way to the beach. When you're out in the surf, you don't have to worry about losing your trunks thanks to Sessions' Secure Fit Continuous Drawcord, which wraps completely around your waist, instead of just tying in the front. Bottom Line: Represent for your team with these Sessions board shorts.

Price: $29.97

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Bruce Star Mod Board Short - Men's
by Volcom

You don't have to be a pro surfer to wear the Volcom Men's Bruce Star Mod Board Shorts-although it wouldn't hurt. Whether you spend your days in the pool, on the wake, or in the surf, you'll dig these swimming trunks' unique screen-printing and long cut. Volcom's Modulator zip-fly technology won't cause irritation, a waxcomb and fin key dial out your surfboard, and the Bruce Mod Board Shorts' quick-drying polyester keeps you comfortable in and out of the water. Bottom Line: Wakeboarding, surfboarding, couch surfing-whatever-the Volcom Bruce Star Board Shorts deliver mad comfort and style.

Price: $29.97

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Re-Gen Board Short - Men's
by Split

The Split Men's Re-Gen Board Shorts pinch a nug of style from your street clothes, but they're meant for tearing up the waves. The Re-Gen trunks' polyester ripstop fabric shrugs off abuse from your surfboard or wakeboard and dries quickly once you're out of the water. Split added a side pocket for your surf wax or sunscreen. Bottom Line: Wear the Split Re-Gen Board Shorts and take your street style into the waves.

Price: $29.97

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Armor Board Short - Men's
by Reef

The Reef Men's Armor Board Shorts won't protect you from sharks, ship wreckage, or Coast Guard bullets, but they will keep you feeling fine and dandy in the waves. Reef made these kick-ass trunks from quick-drying polyester and used a smooth, stitch-free crotch panel for no-rub comfort downunda. The snap pocket closure helps keep your shit from flying out when you nosedive into the sand during beach volleyball. Bottom Line: Knight in shining board shorts.

Price: $29.97

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Skull Trunk - Men's
by C1rca

The C1RCA Men's Skull Trunk sends a pretty clear message: I'm a card-carrying drummer death cult follower. Actually, we're not sure if a drumming death cult exists, but if it does, this short is a shoo-in for required uniform apparel. Even if you're alive and you don't play the drums, the standard-fit Skull Trunk is pretty badass, and it dries quickly thanks to soft microsuede fabric. Bottom Line: Beware the drummer pirates.

Price: $29.97

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Woohoo Board Short - Men's
by Matix

Tie up the Matix Men's Woohoo Board Short and shout a rebel yell before you do a swan dive off the cliff. This fresh Matix board short makes impromptu checkers games possible, and adds rad color to the party. Stash a Thai-stick in the Woohoo's cargo pocket for post-surf chillaxing. Matix's polyester supreme suede dries out faster than the kush you hid in your freezer. Bottom Line: The Matix Woohoo Board Short makes us giddy for the beach.

Price: $29.97

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Supergusto Party Short - Men's
by Matix

Make sure some mega-lame out-of-towner doesn't jack your beverages by wearing the Matix Men's Supergusto Party Pants. These digi-camo board shorts hold a six-pack so you don't have to worry about remembering where you put the cooler. Four insulated 12oz pockets keep your beer cold-even if it gets a little shook up when you're running from the cops. Matix built waist adjustments into the Supergusto Party Pants so they never fall down, whether you're fighting the rip tide or just walking around with a six-pack in your shorts. Bottom Line: Are you going to the Pants Party?

Price: $29.98

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Velocity Board Short - Men's
by Reef

The four-way performance stretch capability in the Reef Men's Velocity Board Shorts keeps up with all your moves, in and out of the water. The Velocity's stitch-free crotch panel won't rub you the wrong way, and a zipper pocket holds your car key. Reef made sure these board shorts dry quickly, so you won't leave a wet butt-print on the car seat. Bottom Line: Reef's Velocitys-because stiff is OK, but not when it comes to board short fabric.

Price: $31.17

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Acid Drop Mod Board Short - Men's
by Volcom

Step into the trippy Volcom Acid Drop Mod Boardshort and make time superficial while you solve liquid equations in the waves. The Acid Drop Mod Boardshort features polyester supersuede that dries quickly when you get back on land. A custom Volcom print and tie-dye design help you open the doors of perception as you drop into the next wave. Bottom Line: Mind-melting.

Price: $31.17

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Mydogspot Board Short - Men's
by Quiksilver

Pull on your Quiksilver Men's Mydogspot Board Shorts, whistle for your best friend, and head to the lake for a little windsurfing. These board shorts have a double tie at the waist for a comfy fit and a neoprene fly so nothing catches your, um, nether regions. These quick-drying Quiksilver board shorts mean you might manage not to get your car seat soggy during the drive home-wish we could say the same about Spot your dog. Bottom Line: Where's that wet-dog smell coming from? Oh, right, your wet dog.

Price: $31.17

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