Women's: Denim Pants

Cracker Jack Denim Pant - Women's
by Lifetime

If Cracker Jacks were a bigass box of jeans instead of tasty caramel snacks, the Lifetime Collective Women's Cracker Jack Denim Pant would be the secret prize. This tight but slightly stretchy jean drops serious sugar on your wardrobe. Thanks to a small amount of spandex, your legs get more freedom to play footsie under the dinner table. The Cracker Jack jean makes your ass-et pop with confidence. Bottom Line: We ate a whole box of the original caramel-coated popcorn and then choked on the prize when we saw the Cracker Jack Denim Pant-that's how hot it is.

Price: $53.37

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Broken Arrow Denim Pant - Women's
by Lifetime

The Lifetime Women's Broken Arrow Denim Pant sticks to your body like a cocker spaniel on a leg-humping spree. These sexy spandexy Lifetime jeans have some serious curve-hugging slim-fitting stretch, as well as 4 regular pockets and one little coin pocket. The coin pocket will probably be completely useless, though, since science hasn't yet figured out a way to get your fingers into it due to the extreme tightness of the Broken Arrow pants. Bottom Line: Who needs leg-humping mutts when you've got the Lifetime Broken Arrow Denim Pant?

Price: $66.71

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